Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2003
The new TV station doesn’t get the network feed so the staff has to provide the programming.The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 1 Female, 4 Males
- 5 Females
- 4 Females, 1 Male
- 2 Females, 3 Males
- 5 Males
- 3 Females, 2 Males
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An excerpt …
(they just learned that the local staff has to do the programming)
BOYD: We’ll ... we’ll make do! We’ve advertised a full morning of T.V. shows and we’ll fake it ... we’ll do them live with what we’ve got here.
DALLAS: (bored) That oughta be good.
BOYD: (grabbing Dallas) Starting with you!
BOYD: You’re my news anchor.
DALLAS: I don’t know nothin’ about boats.
(there are commercials to do)
BOYD: Anything! Just sell something!
TYLER: (quickly latching onto Hoagie) Is that what you look like first thing in the morning?
TYLER: Run down? Wrinkled? It could be your liver! (points to Hoagie’s stomach)
HOAGIE: Get your finger off my liver.
TYLER: That’s why you need Vita-Liver!
BOYD: (sticking his head in and echoing) Vita-Liver! Vita-Liver!
TYLER: Four out of five otherwise sane doctors tell us that one dose of this miracle pill can turn (pointing to Hoagie) this! … To (grabbing Shawn and pulling him/her into the scene) ... This! Remember! It’s Vita-Liver!
BOYD: (sticking head in again) Vita-Liver! Vita-Liver! (to Dallas) Back to you!
SHAWN: I got bad news.
BOYD: It couldn’t be any worse.
SHAWN: The power’s been down all morning. We haven’t been on the air.
DALLAS: (shouting) Can you hear me, Myron! This is for you, baby!
TYLER: We’re not on the air! We weren’t even on the air?!
HOAGIE: Good. Now I can get back to my windows?
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