HAVE A SEAT
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 1998
A man interviews for a job as a sitter. No, not a baby or pet sitter ... someone who just 'sits.'
Price includes 2 scripts.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 2 Males
Product Id: #236
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An excerpt …
(The job applicant has arrived.)
PARKER: All right, let’s get down to your application (types on imaginary computer) Your name?
PARKER: First or last?
MORGAN: Both. My mother had a sense of humor. I’m Morgan Morgan.
PARKER: (typing) Well, that’s a first. Experience?
MORGAN: Uh …
PARKER: How long have you done this sort of work?
MORGAN: Well, all my life really.
PARKER: I mean professionally.
MORGAN: Uh, well, you see. This is the first time I’ve tried it professionally.
PARKER: (sighing and typing) Well, we all have to start somewhere, don’t we?
(It’s for a job … sitting.)
MORGAN: How many openings do you have?
PARKER: Just one. We employ over twenty sitters during the normal year … as many as twenty-five during the seasonal rush. Our oldest sitter retired last week.
MORGAN: How long was he with you?
PARKER: Harold sat for us for over forty years.
PARKER: Then one day he just got up.
MORGAN: What a wonderful life.
(The boss is reluctant.)
MORGAN: Look, I don’t want sympathy. I just want a job. Please give me a chance.
PARKER: Like I said, we don’t have time to train you. I need somebody to start sitting first thing Monday morning.
MORGAN: (becoming more and more desperate) Please! I can do it! I don’t need training! Really! Look, just try me. Give me a test, okay? Just watch me sit … give me a chance, please!
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