MORNING COFFEE

Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2001

This is comedy of the absurd as a couple is having breakfast. The daughter breaks in with the report of an accident to the son. The parents suggest that she isn’t using her best acting skills

The number and gender of characters can be changed to accommodate available participants. Price is for a master script. Make as many copies as is required for your ensemble.

Duration

10 - 12 minutes

    Cast Options

  • 2 Females, 3 Males

Product Id: #770

Price
$18.00
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MORNING COFFEE

An excerpt …

(it’s not your basic morning chat)

MOTHER: (pouring coffee) Think we should wake the children?

FATHER: Who?

MOTHER: The children. We have two of them.

FATHER: (a long beat, then) Oh. Might as well.

MOTHER: What were their names?

FATHER: (a beat, then) Who?

MOTHER: The children.

FATHER: Oh. (a beat, then) Who?

MOTHER: The children … names. I’ve forgotten.

FATHER: (a beat, then) You must write these things down.

(the daughter bursts in)

FATHER: (indicating Leonora) There’s one of them now.

MOTHER: Leonora. Her name’s Leonora. I remember her now.

LEONORA: Max slipped in the shower! He’s hurt!

FATHER: Max?

MOTHER: Your son.

LEONORA: Mother!

FATHER: Oh.

LEONORA: Come help me! Please! I think he’s broken his leg!

MOTHER: You can do that better.

FATHER: Not convincing.

LEONORA: What are you talking about?

MOTHER: Sweetheart ... uh …

LEONORA: Leonora.

MOTHER: Leonora darling, your father and I have paid big money for your education at The Delacarte School of Theatre. Then you come in here this morning with this utterly unconvincing performance.

LEONORA: He’s dying, Mother.

MOTHER: Reminiscent of Chekov.

FATHER: No. Miller. Definitely Arthur Miller.

MOTHER: Perhaps more of Williams? (to Leonora) Sweetheart, could you just try this? Just for me? Shout “Stella!!!!”

LEONORA: His name is Max!

MOTHER: Well, that’s irrelevant.

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