ON THE AIR
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2001
Two maintenance people take over the air waves at W.H.I.K. radio when the sole announcer is unconscious.
Price includes 2 scripts.
Duration8 - 10 minutes
- 2 Females
- 1 Female, 1 Male
- 2 Males
Product Id: #252
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An excerpt …
(first, they cause the problem)
PARKER: Watch that mop! (Strobe has accidentally struck the Boss with the end of his mop) Oh, no! You killed him! You killed him with your mop!
STROBE: It wasn’t even loaded!
PARKER: (bending, and slapping the Boss) What’re we gonna do? What’re we gonna do?
STROBE: I guess we’ll have to mop it all over again.
(then compound the problem)
PARKER: Forget it! We gotta go on! (in a lively radio voice) Good morning and welcome to W.H.I.K.! The voice of Hicksville! This is Boss Redman with latest in news, weather and sports! And now … here’s … uh … Strobe Lanksy with the weather! Strobe?
PARKER: (covering the microphone with his hand) The weather! Give ‘em the weather!
STROBE: I don’t know the weather.
PARKER: Look at the window, you idiot.
STROBE: (looking out) The weather is …
PARKER: And here comes the weather …
STROBE: The weather is … just fine.
STROBE: (holding his finger out the window) Pretty good!
PARKER: And today’s forecast?
STROBE: (again with the finger) More of the same.
(even creating their own commercials)
PARKER: (back into the mic) Are you feeling run down?
PARKER: Worn out?
PARKER: (covering the mic) Not you, you idiot!
PARKER: Does it seem like everything is just crashing down around you? Then maybe it’s time you tried Aunt Martha’s Tanning Spa and Full Body Massage.
STROBE: Aunt Martha? She does that?
PARKER: Quiet! At Aunt Martha’s you find just the thing you need to get your body back in shape. Here’s a testimonial from a satisfied customer. (hands mic to Strobe)
STROBE: Uh … Aunt Martha has cold hands.
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