ON THE AIR

Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2001

Two maintenance people take over the air waves at W.H.I.K. radio when the sole announcer is unconscious.

Price includes 2 scripts.

Duration

8 - 10 minutes

    Cast Options

  • 2 Females
  • 1 Female, 1 Male
  • 2 Males

Product Id: #252

Price
$12.00
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An excerpt …

(first, they cause the problem)

PARKER: Watch that mop! (Strobe has accidentally struck the Boss with the end of his mop) Oh, no! You killed him! You killed him with your mop!

STROBE: It wasn’t even loaded!

PARKER: (bending, and slapping the Boss) What’re we gonna do? What’re we gonna do?

STROBE: I guess we’ll have to mop it all over again.

(then compound the problem)

PARKER: Forget it! We gotta go on! (in a lively radio voice) Good morning and welcome to W.H.I.K.! The voice of Hicksville! This is Boss Redman with latest in news, weather and sports! And now … here’s … uh … Strobe Lanksy with the weather! Strobe?

STROBE: Huh?

PARKER: (covering the microphone with his hand) The weather! Give ‘em the weather!

STROBE: I don’t know the weather.

PARKER: Look at the window, you idiot.

STROBE: (looking out) The weather is …

PARKER: And here comes the weather …

STROBE: The weather is … just fine.

PARKER: Temperature?

STROBE: (holding his finger out the window) Pretty good!

PARKER: And today’s forecast?

STROBE: (again with the finger) More of the same.

(even creating their own commercials)

PARKER: (back into the mic) Are you feeling run down?

STROBE: Yeh.

PARKER: Worn out?

STROBE: Uh-huh.

PARKER: (covering the mic) Not you, you idiot!

STROBE: Oh.

PARKER: Does it seem like everything is just crashing down around you? Then maybe it’s time you tried Aunt Martha’s Tanning Spa and Full Body Massage.

STROBE: Aunt Martha? She does that?

PARKER: Quiet! At Aunt Martha’s you find just the thing you need to get your body back in shape. Here’s a testimonial from a satisfied customer. (hands mic to Strobe)

STROBE: Uh … Aunt Martha has cold hands.

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