SORRY, I JUST GOT HERE MYSELF
Comedy, by Ken Bradbury, 2011
Two newly born babies share some observations while still in the hospital.
Price includes 2 scripts.
Duration5 - 7 minutes
- 2 Females
- 1 Female, 1 Male
- 2 Males
Product Id: #307
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An excerpt …
(They are both new-born.)
Vachel: So … what do you think?
Rustal: About what?
Vachel: The future.
Rustal: I don’t know. I really haven’t had much time to think about it.
Vachel: I know. I just got here myself.
Rustal: Oh. Hope you didn’t mind.
Vachel: I was ready. Might as well get on with it.
Rustal: Is this it?
Rustal: Is this all there is to it? You’re born then you sit here?
Vachel: No, there’s a bit more … childhood, adolescence, marriage. Then you pay taxes, go to Disney World and die. It’s a pretty good gig.
(There are people watching at the nursery window.)
Vachel: Oh … she’s called a sister. She has no desire to bring you home. You’re all her parents have talked about for the past nine months and she’s sick and tired of you already.
Rustal: That doesn’t seem fair.
Vachel: Sisters don’t do “fair.”
Rustal: So, they all seem to fall into two groups: male and female. Which am I?
Vachel: I have no idea.
Rustal: How about you?
Vachel: I hadn’t really thought about it. It won’t be important for another twelve years or so.
Rustal: Is there a big difference? I mean between being a boy or a girl?
Vachel: Oh, it used to be huge. Power … voting rights … bigger restrooms. Things have pretty much evened out in the last fifty years. You got a preference?
Rustal: I don’t know. Men don’t look as colorful.
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